My Little Pony Is Real

Sorry for the lack of updates

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:22:46 +0200

I think we can consider this an official hiatus.

My student life is depriving me from free time to update this Tumblr and anything related to drawing, the PC crashed and I had to send it to a repair store for a week (During which I asked for it to be upgraded to Windows 7) and I’m entering the final lap of exams and homework, so I probably won’t be able to make another update until summer.

Sorry for this, guys. I promise you I’ll do my best as soon as I come back!

New fanfic released (One shot)

Thu, 02 May 2013 08:03:00 +0200

This is a one shot fanfic I released yesterday, and I wanted to share it here because it fits the theme of the Tumblr, but I won’t say anymore to avoid spoilers. And by the way, don’t read the comments because they’re full of spoilers too.

The girl who loved unicorns

Ever since I was a little girl, I became fascinated with unicorns and the idea of having adventures with these magical creatures. On my fifth birthday, my parents gave me a small unicorn toy, unkowingly starting the extraordinary event that changed my life.

Because dogs playing poker is too mainstream… After a...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:16:56 +0200

Because dogs playing poker is too mainstream…

After a while of playing Poker Night At The inventory 2, I got bored and came up with this silly idea. Enjoy it.

Pinkie Pie called. She wants her Party Bazooka™ back.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:36:00 +0200

Pinkie Pie called. She wants her Party Bazooka™ back.

Did I ever tell you how much I hate school projects and how hard...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:22:13 +0200

Did I ever tell you how much I hate school projects and how hard I suck at doing stop motions?

Pinkie Pie always dresses in style. And that’s how I got...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:38:49 +0200

Pinkie Pie always dresses in style.

And that’s how I got my Cutie Mark - Pinkie Pie

Just finished reading the MLP comic IDW volume 1 (info dump below)

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 20:16:00 +0200

After a thorough lecture, I’m going to add the canon of the comic to the canon of this Tumblr, and while I’m at it, try to explain a few things:

After the Canterlot Wedding, Chrysalis moved her hive to the country of the “adorable and cute villagers” and left the rest of the imprisoned creatures on her old hideout until they managed to invade the entire place. Chrysalis supervised the entire moving opperation herself, hiding in caves and such, which made Twilight’s search even more difficult than before.

The attack against the changelings was done fast because they didn’t notice Adrian had gone missing, and when they finally discovered what had happened, the attack was just hours away from their location. Of course, at the time of her revenge against Twilight and her friends, her entire hive had already moved to their new home after all protections against magic were finished to avoid being found again so easily like the last time (This is why she shows them a map of where are they currently located)

Chrysalis didn’t go immediately after Adrian because she had to heal her injuries, but when she was finally ready to strike again, her spies informed her that he had left Equestria, probably forever, so she chose her second avaliable option: Twilight Sparkle.

The reason Adrian was so inclined towards hate and revenge is that Chrysalis sucked out most of his love. She tried to suck him dry of emotions, but only managed to get rid of his love as it’s her biggest source of energy. Maybe if he had been rescued sooner, he wouldn’t have attacked her and things could have been different.

There’s the added problem that he can barely love again, which is one of the main reasons he tried to talk with Rainbow Dash, but then just went back to Earth in hopes he can recover again. More or less, is like drinking from a bottle of water and leaving half empty under the sink, waiting for it to be refilled drop after drop.

Humans are immune against most of Equestria’s dangerous creatures, as they perceive humans as the greatest threat of Equestria and thus try to avoid them.

These are just a few explanations to include the canon of the first 4 issues of the MLP comic (or simply said, the Chrysalis revenge act) into this Tumblr’s canon and make some sense about a few things, and make some explanations about the OoC (Out Of Character) moments some of the characters have shown.

A little practice at making posters with Source Film Maker...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 08:03:00 +0200

A little practice at making posters with Source Film Maker changing the camera and light source values along with the SSAO to make it look better than my previous attempts. You tell me.

I should stop working on these things and focus more on the...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:26:39 +0200

I should stop working on these things and focus more on the Tumblr… But given how much homework I have to do lately, this is the only means of fun I have to avoid blowing out my head.

Here’s a little suprise for you: The cover of a romantic...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:03:29 +0200

Here’s a little suprise for you: The cover of a romantic fic I’m currently working on. I should have uploaded this sooner, but life isn’t giving me a break, and the next update will take longer than I expected.

Meanwhile, go and read my fanfic, would you kindly?

I had to make this die in class following the design of a cooke...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 13:20:58 +0200

I had to make this die in class following the design of a cooke box, and since the design was of free choice, you can see what’s my theme. Just don’t tell Hasbro in case they want to sue me.

Finally an update! Sorry for the delay. We wanted to make...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:30:00 +0100

Finally an update! Sorry for the delay.

We wanted to make original models instead of the current ones (mostly because 99% of them are Vocaloids), and then my friend’s computer broke, and we had to wait until it was repaired before we could continue with this.

Hope you can forgive us (And if you dont, then blame my friend, not me).

What is the awesomest thing you've ever done?

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 19:50:10 +0100

Playing a prank on Pinkie Pie. You know that’s an awesome feat if you manage to trick the master of pranks.

I know you guys really hate fan fics about love and stuff. I do to. Really pairing you with each other scares me but what do you think about fics that are about you guys fighting a O C villain. Like some monster or something. Are those ok or are they still bad. With love. Bannanafloat1.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 11:40:20 +0100

Well, it’s not like I hate them, but in the end it becomes a clihé with so many shipping between the main characters (especially if they’re lesbians). Fighting an OC is interesting as long as the main character isn’t a stupid Mary Sue.

I am surprised there is no rule regarding your aggression or revenge-seeking against Chrysalis. No 101: "I will seek a therapist regarding his harbored anger and aggression." or 102: "I will not mention Equestria, Chrysalis, Changelings, or the ponies. He doesn't need to address the reasons for why he became so angry and violent against Chrysalis, given he did it to avenge 'himself.'" Seems like that would be important.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 07:58:47 +0100

Well, when I started these rules I said that I would only reach 100. I have new ideas, but I’d like to save them for another moment. Maybe when I get enough ideas to reach 200.

84- what was the bounty? 85- so how many times did it take for this rule to be applied? 86- yes they are. unicorns crave the virginity of virgins. and flesh of said virgins. learn to sleep with one eye open from now on, considering you are in close proxy to at least 3.

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 13:37:05 +0100

#84: A bag full of candies.

#85: About two or three times.

#86: ~~That would explain a lot of things.~~ It’s all in your head.

Things I'm not allowed to do in Equestria (Part 10)

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 13:36:00 +0100

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9

#91: I can’t make questions about Cadence’s sexual orientation.
#91.5: Making a bet is not a excuse.

#92: Discord doesn’t need my help spreading chaos to Earth. We’re already pretty caotic without his intervention.

#93: I can’t start a new religion.
#93.5: I can’t use an already existing religion and make ponies join it for fun.

#94: I’m not Luna’s favorite student.
#94.2: Playing videogames with her doesn’t count as studying.
#94.3: Besides, she should be my student since I’m the one teaching her how to play.

#95: When anypony asks where I come from, I can’t reply “from a galaxy far, far away”.
#95.2: Or “Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”.
#95.3: Or “I’m the Doctor”, and when they ask “Doctor who?” reply “No, just the Doctor”.
#95.4: Doctor Whooves doesn’t appreciate that I use his name for pranks.

#96: I can’t break the 4th wall. We don’t want another Crisis on Infinite Earths. (Rule edited because I already used this one before)

#97: Princess Luna is not Batmare.
~~#97.2: That’s what they want me to believe, but I know the truth.~~
#97.3: Adrian is not allowed to edit these rules.

#98: Unicorns don’t feel attracted to virgins.
#98.2: Just because Twilight allows me to stay at her library, Rarity always wants to design clothes for me and I’m a virgin doesn’t have to mean anything aside of being good friends.
#98.3: ~~Of course, that’s a complete lie.~~ You’re just being paranoid.

#99: There’s not a secret society observing eveerything I do.
~~#99.2: But I know the truth, and they want to make everypony to think I’m a crazy person.~~
#99.3: You didn’t really need help with that in the first place.

#100: I can’t write fake rules to win some time until the next update is finished.

Why is Luna so awesome?

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 08:03:20 +0100

Because she’s the night.

Things I'm not allowed to do in Equestria (Part 9)

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 14:39:00 +0100

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8- Part 10

#81: Playing with Gummy doesn’t automatically turn me into the Crocodile Hunter

#82: Drawing a fake Cutie Mark with a marker on the Cutie Mark Crusaders’ flank is not funny.

#83: I can’t threaten anypony with Dark magic.
#83.2: Or White Magic.
#83.3: Or Red Magic
#83.4: I can’t threaten with any color of magic.

#84: I can’t make Wanted posters with the face of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
#84.2: Even if it was the Cutie Mark Crusaders idea.
#84.3: Even though they’re bullies and they deserved it.

#85: I can’t play the Jaws theme and throw Gummy wearing a fake shark flipper whenever somepony bathes in the spa.
#85.2: Or play the Psychosis theme when Rarity is taking a shower.
#85.3: But I can play “Don’t stop me now” when Rainbow Dash runs. She loves it.

#86: Nopony is conspiring against me. ~~Yes they do.~~ No, we don’t.

#87: I can’t make any space jokes from Portal 2 if Princess Luna is present.
#87.5: Mostly because she joins the fun and always uses her Royal Canterlot voice, destroying everything in sight.

#88: I can’t ask Fancypants why does he have such name if he isn’t wearing any pants.

#89: Body paint is not considered clothing.

#90: Beating Trauma Center doesn’t automatically turn me into a doctor.
#90.2: Especially since I used cheats to beat the game.
#90.3: I’m only allowed to take care of minor injuries and placing bandages if there’s a real doctor watching.

Things I'm not allowed to do in Equestria (Part 8)

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:51:00 +0100

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 9 - Part 10

#71: I cannot flirt with Princess Luna.
#71.2: She’s a 1000+ year old Princess (even though she preserves herself pretty well). It wouldn’t work.
#71.3: Besides, Celestia never falls for it. It stopped being funny after the first time.

#72: Doors are locked for a reason.
#72.2: Rarity doesn’t appreciate me kicking her bedroom door down at 3 A.M. to suggest a disco inferno.
#72.3: Even if Rainbow Dash does the kicking.

#73: I am not allowed to peek inside the spa when Rainbow Dash is showering.
#73.2: Even though she’s always nude.
#73.3: Even if she does have a lovely plot.
#73.4: I am certainly not allowed to take pictures and send them to everyone I know.
#73.5: But Rarity said I could look in at her anytime I like.

#74: I can’t say “Give her jewels. Bitches love jewels” when we talk about Rarity’s birthday gift.

#75: Bananas are not toys.
#75.5: Princess Celestia has been informed of this too.

#76: I am not allowed to say “But we do this in Earth all the time” whenever I break a rule.
#76.5: Quoting “Rules were made to be broken” doesn’t work.

#77: Dracula isn’t hiding inside the old castle of the Everfree Forest.
#77.2: And the villagers aren’t lying to me.
#77.3: Even though telling me things like “GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER” makes no goddam sense.

#78: I can’t blame Discord for all the problems in Equestria.
#78.5: Even though he admitted that most of them are his own fault.

#79: I can’t tell horror stories because I always end up scaring everypony.
#79.5: Especially stories about how we sacrifice horses when they break their legs.

#80: I can’t keep a manticore as a pet.
#80.2: Or a changeling.
#80.3: ESPECIALLY a changeling.